Turkey day Everyone!  Things You Can Only Say at Thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It´s Cool Whip time!

4. If I don´t undo my pant´s, I´ll burst!

5. Whew that´s one terrific spread!

6. I´m in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It´s a little dry, do u stll want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you´ll get some!

10. Don´t play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you´ll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn´t expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You´ll know its ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn´t think I could handle all of that!

18. That´s the biggest one I´ve ever seen!

19. How long do I beat it before its ready?